Yarnium Sweatshirt Color:Bright Pink This dragon isn’t guarding gold—it’s

This dragon isn’t guarding gold—it’s guarding their yarn stash

funny crochet slogan top

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Featuring the word “crochet” in seven languages alongside a ball of yarn and hook illustration

Yarnium Sweatshirt Color:Bright Pink This dragon isn’t guarding gold—it’sA pitch perfect send up of the periodic table, rendered as a single teal element tile with a cream border and matching cream lettering. At the top sits a neatly wound ball of yarn with a trailing strand, standing in for the usual atomic number. Below it, the bold two letter symbol "Yn" dominates the square, followed by the element name YARNIUM and the deadpan spec line "atomic mass: unknowable". A cheeky caption sits beneath the tile in white text,