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Gives "I'm wearing my boyfriends flannel" vibes if said boyfriend smoked a pipe and was a bourbon connoisseur

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Theres never been a time when a tennis or hockey player was congratulated for unwinding with a cheekie after practice

This version stars Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan