Last Resorts: Industrial Grade Toilet Paper Bath & Body Now you can screw each

Now you can screw each other instead of the planet

and bleached coral

and driftwood that evokes warm sand between your toes and sea spray on your face

Do it for earth

and complimentary bonus larvae while supplies last

Last Resorts: Industrial Grade Toilet Paper Bath & Body Now you can screw eachIntroducing the official resident toilet paper of Last Resorts, the world's first climate apocalypse timeshare community. Built to withstand years of dependable use, this industrial grade hygiene solution features an extra coarse wiping surface, high drag performance, and a fully reusable design. Simply rinse, sanitize, and return to service.